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wild unicorn

its a thing u put on ur head and it has a pointy thing on the end (like a unicorn) and u put it in ur cooch!
remember melissa when u stuck ur wild unicorn in tony lee?
by micheal jackson May 2, 2003
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unicorn

A rare find and often considered mythical.
A African-American (aka black) male that is found alone.
A rare occurrence because black males normally travel in packs.
"Have you ever seen a single black guy walking around? They seem to only travel in packs."
"Nah, I've never seen a unicorn."
by professor guapo March 18, 2009
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unicorn queen

a way to describe the style of clothing, accessories, desserts, or home decor that features neon or pastel colors, ruffles and lace, sparkles, or anything else that looks like Doe Deere (the owner of Lime Crime Cosmetics) would buy it.
"Oh my goodness! Look at that cute dress! It's so Unicorn Queen!"

"This pink marshmallow frostimg I am making is going to be so unicorm queen."
by smallhill August 19, 2011
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Nasty Unicorn

Noun. A term that can be interjected into any situation to describe something that is indescribable. Usually derogatory in connotation.

Conceived one evening (In July of 2006) out of boredom and laziness, the term 'nasty unicorn' was first used by Joshua Mosley to describe his feelings towards a wet napkin. When the napkin in question was thrown on his face, he told the assailant, "You need to quit with your nasty unicorn!" The term has been frequently used throughout Treutlen County since then.

Can be used acronymns, i.e.;
STNUU- Shut the Nasty Unicorn up
WTU- what the unicorn?!
Although no examples can be given due to its indescribable nature, the term 'nasty unicorn' is most often used in a sentence as a noun in response to something horrific and/or disgusting;

"Quit with your nasty unicorn!"
by Josh Mosley and Mary Stephens September 5, 2006
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Unicorned

Getting player owned in a fantasy based universe.
I just got unicorned by a red dragon knight!
by tweanut October 19, 2008
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Unicorn

Kristy: Hey I Just Got My sparkle do you have a rainbow
Kate: no sorry i just have a unicorn
by Shajenjen July 23, 2011
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Unicorn

a horsey with one horn on it's head. most little girls or gay/idiotic/weird/stupid/childish boys want or do believe in.
older bro: hey little sis! unicorns aren't real!!

lil sis: yes they r!!! MOMMY!!! WAAAAAAA!!!! *runs away screamin to mommy holdin a toy unicorn*
by awsome hippie peace April 28, 2011
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