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i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather
steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass
by the answers you need April 7, 2023
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Master’s Touch

To describe when a black woman is fingered by a white man.
“Shanaynae, how was youre date with Chad?”
“Girl, he had the Master’s touch on my insides.”
by MFocus April 18, 2023
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Anu's Touch

Anu's Touch, stylized as Anustouch, is a permanently closed South Indian restaurant in Boobston, NJ that served what some consider them most innovative Indian dish of the 20th century: dehydrated miniature starfish in a brown curry glaze, garnished with corn. It is said to have tasted primarily of rancid vegetable oil. Other restaurants have attempted to reproduce the dish over the years, but none have succeeded in replicating the secret sauce—anu's touch. The founder, Jaggerwal Fatwinder, now long dead, claimed to have dreamt up the dish while under anaesthesia during the removal of a fat deposit in his forearm.
Bro, wanna do anu's touch tonight?
Thought ya'd never ask!
by trilliam turdsworth May 8, 2023
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Don't touch me you freak

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.
"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"
by clickclacktherattlebag July 24, 2024
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The Shitas Touch

Where the Midas Touch turns everything to gold, the Shitas touch turnes everything to shit.
Man I just got The Shitas Touch, don't I?!
by DOOMER97 January 11, 2024
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Sipho's touch

The opposite of a Midas touch, where everything he touches turns to shit, rather than gold.
Have you ever noticed that John seems to have Sipho's touch?
by iT3RM1N4T0R November 13, 2023
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im finna touch you

Might be taken as going to tickle you or as worse as im going to brutally molest rape allat you (your not safe)
Ultra alpha chad sigma cool dud: im finna touch you lil bro

Incel:😰
by ANUAffaan February 19, 2024
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