toothpick

The utter proof that society has lost it's head.

Have you ever read the wrapper of a toothpick?
No?
Well you might find that that clears it up for you.

by [GUC] a monkey August 11, 2003

Tooth Cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who is particularly bitchy. Litterally, a cunt that feels the need to gobble up men's dicks. Use only in very dire situations.

Frank: Stop being a tooth cunt!

George: Kelly is such a tooth cunt.

by Slavey McTavish March 2, 2009

toothless cougar

Middle-aged divorced or single women on the prowl for male companionship who don't really want sexual activity, they just want to be seen.

The two toothless cougars by the bar just want some attention and maybe free drinks, but wouldn't put their hand on a cock if their life depended on it.

by bullet88 June 17, 2009

dog tooth

Very sharp and pointed canine in humans

That boy opened the bottle from his dog tooth.

by cool_sid December 6, 2016

Irish toothache

an erection.

I saw Britney on Top of the Pops last night and i got a massive Irish toothache.

by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

snaggle-toothed liger

A liger with an extremely fucked up tooth. Also used as a euphamism for "Holy Shit"

"I just banged three vietnamese cows..."
"Ooohhh snaggle-toothed liger!"

by adamg04 September 4, 2006

toothin

To use bluetooth technology with a cell phone

Look an Nate; He is toothin'!

by Matthew Demarest August 3, 2006