Taisei

A gorgeous guy with adorable eyes. Will make you feel good no matter what. If you fall in love with him,there´s no turning back.Will make you feel taken care of and safe, also a great comedian and professional snapper.

Taiseis are great.

by algoconrithm2180 February 5, 2017

Toilet Tag

The marks one gets on one's butt after spending a long period of time on the toilet, usually scrolling through social media and/or looking at memes.

My boyfriend just asked for nudes but i'm TOILET TAGGED. I never learn, do I?

by IDK this needed to be a thing February 16, 2017

Toilet mining

When you pee in the urinal with ice and it makes a deep, circular hole.

I went toilet mining today and sent a picture to all my friends to show them how deep I got

by bg43 February 21, 2017

Toilet Paper

a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.

American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!

by someart February 28, 2017

toilet flick

When a girl masturbates while simultaneously taking a dump.

Dylan- "Wow that girl at the gym at a long toilet flick today"

Jordan- "Yea she was in there for almost twenty minutes"

by Mr. Parksington March 16, 2017

toilet tuesday

It's when you wake up from partying hard on Monday.

Yo I had a bad toilet Tuesday last week. That porta-potty was ratchet.

by Yawkyawk22 April 8, 2017

toilet lifter

1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.

1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.

by Jboy69 June 23, 2017