A point of inebriation you aren't coming back from the current calendar day without sufficient time and rest. Specifically relevant to situations with Marijuana.
by Badsteve7 July 4, 2022

the tiktok name for the butterfly effect, but this time it is only for good thing (for example if something saved your life)
person 1: you'll never belive this! I've burned my toast this morning and was late to work because of it. on the way there I saw a car accisent and from the details of it, if not for that burnt toast, it would have been me!
person 2: its the burnt toast theory!
person 2: its the burnt toast theory!
by Big Shlomi January 7, 2024

Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone
Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!
So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!
So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!
by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017

When you and your group of best pals masturbate onto a piece of toast. It’s a race and whoever is the last to Ejaculate must eat the toast
Brandon “Dillon, Konnor, you guys down for a game of toast this weekend?”
Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”
Konnor “yuh”
Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”
Konnor “yuh”
by Mousebagg December 21, 2021

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by JToH Anonymous March 8, 2022

by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023
