Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.

“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”

by McGrampa September 23, 2020

toast

What another driver on the road is after you've passed them rapidly.
also: toast-ed

"I toasted that dude on the straitaway!"
"I made toast outta that slow ass, yo!"

by Marcus September 8, 2003

Spackered Toast

When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.

Jamail Damn Tyrone you did Spackered Toast again
Tyrone I didn't mean too dribbles a bit more

by Inkle little dinkle January 9, 2013

Toast

Frizzy hair, late every day, pants to the belly button, and looks kind of like Doug Funny. Has the personality of a literal piece of toast.

"Hey look at Toasty rolling up to class an hour late."
"Toast sucks."

by LaQueesha September 29, 2012

Toast

Toast, meaning a super amazing person who's loved by everyone or if someone does somthing amazingly fantastic and is "well good" then there Toast.
Also, Toasty can be used to mean something is good.

"Your soooooo toast"
"babes your toast"
"your so toasty babes"
"Fridays going to be sooooo toasty"

by Plague. November 9, 2012

Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

by balloonknotjohn December 18, 2012

TOAST

Thrive On Awkward Situations Today. Take advantage of your awkward moments. When you do something totally awkward in front of someone, follow it up with something even more awkward and lasting friendship will inevitably follow. Also can be used as an adjective to describe this kind of situation; "Dude, that was totally TOAST."

Guy: Ooh when's the baby coming?
Gal: I'm not pregnant. I'm fat.
Guy: (Stands awkwardly for a moment, then belches loudly.)
Gal: You're really awkward.
Guy: TOAST.
*lifelong friendship ensues.*

by Angel Bob August 19, 2013