Maple Thunder

Faux Marijuana:

Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.

D: Bro jus got in some Maple Thunder...
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
...
...

D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment May 2, 2019

The rolling thunder

This move is like crop dusting someone, but instead of giving a small fart you drop a massive fart bomb that is really loud and smells really bad.

Did you see the way Jerry gave Thomas the rolling thunder in the bathroom earlier.

by Toe anal June 14, 2019

Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.

Me: While I was eating out Shelly she almost Celtic Thunder'd me!

by Dominic Pacheco August 17, 2019

Thunder thighs

Where your thighs are so thicc that if you tried to wrap both hands around them your hands couldn’t fit around them

You my dargy you have some thunder thighs

Me: I know blud massive init

Them : yhyh safe my g

by Ksi’s Dad September 2, 2019

Thunder Cunt

A word mean massive cunt. Cunt being either a term like ass or jerk

What the hell man you’re being such a thunder cunt

by The Thot Destroyer May 29, 2018

Big Thunder

A large car that can carry a lot of people. Driver plays good music.

chloe: what are we doing this weekend?
jack: we're road trippin' in Lauren's Big Thunder!! You in? Everyone is going.
chloe: HELL YEAH!

by lolococopopo June 2, 2018

Filipino Thunder

An obscure sex position where the male chants Filipino poems while the female imitates thunderclaps.

"Yo, were Macey and Harris Filipino Thundering last night?"

"Yeah man, and their parents were in."

by Logicalthinking June 5, 2018