Patrickism

A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.

John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*

by Juicymama56 April 6, 2022

Patrick

There are two types of Patricks:

(1) Patrick seastars
(2) Patrick - students of physics

The second Patrick is the best Patrick. He is smarter then asians and faster then lions.
Girls say he is a great guy. Big heart but small wiener.

Recommendations: 10 out of 10.

Patrick name.

by münchnergesindl November 22, 2021

Patrick Cleary

An absolute dick head of a person. Shit at everything and is a horrible person to be around

THat guy is a Patrick Cleary

by scadadlescadoodle your dick is August 30, 2020

A Patrick

If you camp and/or tunnel in Dead by Daylight you are a Patrick because you actually believe that is "skillfull".

That guy is such a Patrick!

by MommaDragon December 16, 2022

Patrick

A skater boy, who is really nice and when you are down he would be there for you, but he has a side ( a very weird side ) but that doesn’t bother his friends, Patrick is a very fun friend to be around, he is funny , sweet, and very strange about things u don’t want to know , but anyway I hope u find a Patrick at there bc u need one rn

Boy - yea Patrick was talking about poop the other day.

by Handle blank March 24, 2019

Colby Patrick-ing

When you are shoving your face with food, specifically cookie cake...

Did you see Jason over there eating his wings? He is really Colby Patrick-ing them, like a pig!

by SirLoganic March 20, 2021

Patrick Webster

the most confusing guy on the planet.
AKA - Ginger.
loves mountain dew, will always have one in hand.

would probably make a great boyfriend but this girl will never know :p

you see that ginger in the bulls hoodie?

yeah

yup thats Patrick Webster.

by this confused girl. April 15, 2011