The Big Bang Theory

The theory that if a woman had sex with an guy who is ok at sex right after having sex with a midget, the sex will be even more amazing with the next normal guy. The big bang theory also has a sub theory that you must divide the seconds of sex by the midget's age and multiply that by two and add the number of the normal guy's age to get the "Fucking Density".

The Big Bang Theory explains the "Fucking Density" which is as follows:

30-midget's age
35-normal dude's age
500-seconds of sex with midget

500/30 x 2 + 35= 68.34

68.34 is the "Fucking Density" in this case.

by TheBestColombianDude October 9, 2009

Conspiracy Theory

The best song on Nick Jonas & The Administration's album.

At least in my opinion.

Conspiracy Theory, better keep it down, 'cuz the walls are thin and the word is out, now.

by xohmymymyx May 30, 2010

Theory0

Theory0 is a nerdcore rapper from south jersey. He writes songs about life, liberty and the pursuit of nerdyness.

Guy A- "Did you hear Theory0's new song about dnd"
Guy B-"Yea, it blew my mind"

by Schreiner 75 January 11, 2011

Theoryism

The practice or belief in believing in many Theories upon being an open minded individual.

I believe in many things rather than one thing which is called theoryism. When you take upon the belief of theoryism you will not be bound upon only one thing.

by Janus Of Aquarius June 2, 2015

Pipefill Theory

the theory that flushing every toilet in the building will lower the ocean level momentarily.

Looks like we just proved Pipefill Theory isn't just a myth!

by Cyborgstalker June 29, 2008

Scream Theory

ScreamTheory: famous runescape player.

Ever since I was a lil level 3 noob, I always wanted to be like Scream Theory. HE IS MY RS IDOL.

by OMFGINeedchickens May 19, 2010

Proximity Theory

Spending lots of time with an average or less than average looking girl and noticing that she is becoming hotter and hotter as time passes. This is presumably due to the fact that you feel that you should have slept with her based on the amount of time you have committed to the relationship.

Alex: Have you noticed how Rosie is looking a lot hotter these days?
Mark: Nah man - you've just been spending way too much time with her!
Alex: Really?
Mark: Yeah... it's Proximity Theory!

by DAO1428 October 23, 2013