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polish prank

When an individual attempts to pull a prank, typically on April Fools' Day, and the joke is actually on the prankster.
Jim texted a former colleague, falsely claiming that their previous company had sold for hundreds of millions of dollars, implying that the stock options the colleague had declined to purchase upon leaving a few months earlier were now worth tens of millions. In reality, the company was in dire straits, and Jim's job was terminated just weeks after this polish prank.
by SlimGravy April 1, 2024
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Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023
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Polish hurricane

When a girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart in her mouth. She gets both surprised and angry and blows it back in your face.
Janet gave me a polish hurricane because i just about blew mud in her mouth.
by Richard Cranium August 25, 2015
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polish your swag

Katie- hey michayla you need to polish your swag
Bob- you got that right!!
by Clothes_ismyway October 4, 2013
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Polish Cow meme

The Polish Cow meme, originating in 2020, is a video of a low-quality dancing cow with the song "Gdzie jest biały węgorz ? (Zejście)" playing in the background. Translated to English, the lyrics go as followed: "The only thing inside my head is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone to the edge of oblivion. I have thoughts inside my head, when will this all end, whenever I'm alone because a white eel will fly in." This is the most recognizable section of the song, though the original song goes on for another three minutes thirty seconds.
Honestly, I love listening to the Polish Cow meme. Don't ask me why.
by someguywhousesUD April 9, 2025
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Polish Merchant

When you get your daughter to forge documents in your own name to claim dole while you remain back in Poland while she lives in Ireland
To define Polish Merchant
Oh I could do with more money from Ireland even though I'm living in Polish. I'll get my daughter to pretent I live there....I'm so smart....
by DirtyPolishPerson September 7, 2022
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