wetter than niagra falls in flood season

Becca after the wink

better was wetter than niagra falls in flood seasons after she was given the wink

by the guy winking May 21, 2018

More lit than litmus paper

When something is really lit, so lit that it's level of litness is greater than that of litmus paper, a chemical used to measure pH.

Yoooooo, worship at church the other arvy was more lit than litmus paper!

by wt32845 December 18, 2017

Numbah’ than a cunt full of novacaine

A person whom lacks so much common sense and/or a combination of basic intelligence that they can be compared to an orifice of female genitalia filled with a numbing agent

origan- New England, Boston, Maine, New Hampshire

My sister in law is such a fucking dipshit, she is numbah’ than a cunt full of Novacaine .
Did you hear what Becky did? Oh my god, she is numbah’ than a cunt full of novacaine

by Uncuntedgay April 21, 2018

fuller than snot

Your tummy is crazy full and you can't fit any more food in

Alli was fuller than snot after eating at Olive Garden

by Nuckin futs April 23, 2018

fuller than snot

When your tummy is crazy full and can't possibly take another bite of food

Alli was fuller than snot after she ate at the local Olive Garden

by Nuckin futs April 23, 2018

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

hotter than a whore

Very hot, assuming whores are hot.

"It's hotter than a whore outside!"

by hahvu September 21, 2017