Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

More than yesterday ago

A period of time between 2 and however many days ago feels right but cannot be verified or recalled. Most frequently used to refer to a day that occurred within the past week.

I lost some of my carefully machined parts more than yesterday ago.

by LicensedToMill February 2, 2024

briseis slept better than jaden

briseis will always sleep better than jaden because she’s just like that .

briseis slept better than jaden

by briseis slept better than jade April 25, 2022

Worse than loosing 50/50

Also know as "It's worse than loosing 50/50"
A sentence originating from a game called Genshin Impact, and is used when something is really bad.

Person 1: How bad is it?
Person 2: Worse than loosing 50/50
Person 1: *Gasps in horror*

by Golden Fish of DOOM! March 9, 2022

Less than Nothing

Less than Nothing
adjective

/Luh-ss/ /th-an/ /Nah-th-eeng/

Any Evil, Retarded, Cowardly, Weak, Sick, Sad Person, People, Beings, Entities, Hosts, Colonies, Artificial Intelligences, Algorithms, Software, Hardware, Codes, Bits, Chaos, Robots, Cyborgs, Androids, Machines, Souls, Consciousnesses, Thoughts, Ideas, Energy People, Electricity People, Lightning People, Electron People, Light People, Subatomic Quantum Particle People, Quantum Particle People, Atom People, Chemical People, Molecular Chemical People, Biochemical People, Molecular Biochemical People, Single Cellular People, Multicellular People, Organic People, Inorganic People, Negative Atom People, Element People, Anti-Element People, Matter People, Anti-matter People, Doodle People, Anime People, Cartoon People, Comic Book People, Sacred Geometry People, Geometry People, Sound People, Color People, Aura People, Frequency People, Wave People, Circle People, Square People, Triangle People, Sphere People, Tesseract People, Tetrahedron People, Microbe People, Virus People, Plant People, Animal People, Fungi People, Mold People, Algae People, Slime Mould People, Moss People, Lichen People, Rock People, Mer People, Alien People, Fantasy People, Science Fiction People, Alternate History People, Mirror Dimension People, Multiverse Grid People, Infinity Timeline People, Negative Infinity Timeline People, Non-Life, and Life that Act Worse than Anyone Else are Less than Nothing, Forever.

Less than Nothing
adjective and noun

Our Sad Rulers are Less than Nothing Forever.

by Nobody 🖤 February 4, 2025

More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtub

Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.

Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!

by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021

Numbah’ than a cunt full of novacaine

A person whom lacks so much common sense and/or a combination of basic intelligence that they can be compared to an orifice of female genitalia filled with a numbing agent

origan- New England, Boston, Maine, New Hampshire

My sister in law is such a fucking dipshit, she is numbah’ than a cunt full of Novacaine .
Did you hear what Becky did? Oh my god, she is numbah’ than a cunt full of novacaine

by Uncuntedgay April 21, 2018