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texas stinger

It is when your fucking a girl doggy style, and you have a mouth full of snuff. right before your cum you spit on her back and roll your dick in it. Then you stick your dick in her ass. Condom recommended
Jill screamed when I gave her a Teas Stiniger.
by Joby April 17, 2006
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Texas Tuck

To bend downs as if to suck your own cock while skiing with your ski poles placed tightly under you arm pits.
-look at that Texas tucking fruit-booter in his one piece fag bag
by nnasty2011 December 30, 2011
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texas chokehold

after the man is running around and his balls are all sweaty he goes inside and the woman blows him and gets naucious from the ball sweat smell and pukes on his stomach
taylor went running and got alot of ball sweat and when katie blew him following his runnimg and got sick and threw up on his stomach which is the texas chokehold
by paul bunting December 24, 2009
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Texas A&M

A bunch of pussy ass faggots that get their money from fucking up the planet by drilling for oil.
Look at that jackass, he must be from Texas A&M
by Matt_PB1602 October 22, 2015
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texas hammer

Is a muslim male who has a very large penis, dick, or cock. Originated in Dallas, Texas.
Wow, Muddasir you are a real Texas Hammer.
by Ambelina June 19, 2008
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Texas tumbleweed

The accumulation of pubes found on bars of soap
When I used my friends bathroom, to my amazement I picked up the soap to find a large Texas tumbleweed on it
by Bootyman November 10, 2014
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Texas Twinkie

When you fry a Twinkie and masturbate with the cream.
Does it burn when you Texas Twinkie?
by Chief quief August 11, 2020
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