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Taking a LongCut

Taking the longest possible route to a destination. Commonly takes place in a automobile, the driver always knows many other shorter approaches to reaching your given destination, but he or she always wants to go on a road so long, painful,and depressing, that you would rather invite the Local Pedophile over to babysit your children, then be in the car with this person.

Some Common Signs From The Driver That Your About To Embark on a Longcut.

1. Signs of silence from the person driving. This may just be constipation, or fatigue, but most frequently your about to go on a 45 minute ride, when you planned on just making a quick little trip.

2. Grinning, Smiles that indicate that he or she has complete control, and is about to Rock You Like a Hurricane. ( Completley Usless Reference.)

3. He or She shows Confusion,
As if you have traveled so far away from home, that even the Driver doesnt know exactly where you might be.
All Samuel wanted to do was go to the gas station real quick and get a liter of Coke for his semi-formal "Get Together" later.....

When his ride arrived, he was assured by the driver that they were taking a shortcut,

Once this never ending endeavor began to take a trip to the gasstation, Samuel quickly relized the ultimate form of betrayal that was sitting right next to him.


" You MotherFucking Cunt ! Why the fuck are we Taking a Longcut ! "
by Endicott's LoverBoy- JMINS April 20, 2009
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taking the piggie to market

fucking your partner's asshole with your big toe
She was taking the piggie to market and I came everywhere!
by DMind July 12, 2012
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Taking a trip to Florida

"When in a relationship is it ok to talk about taking a trip to Florida?"
by Daith September 21, 2013
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tack, tacks, tackin

tattoo, usually put on in prison, often poorly drawn, poorly executed shit that the wearer is overly proud of. Usually a redneck asshole in there somewhere.
Nice tacks, man. I was tackin for a while when I was down, but I spelled some slit's name wrong, and Doo cut off my fingie.
by Vinnie Picasso June 11, 2006
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Tanking

Usually in people with eating disorders, Tanking is drinking a large amount of water in a short time to gain weight before a weigh in.
'I've lost 2lbs, I'm going to have to do some serious tanking before my weigh in on friday.'
'She is just tanking to get out.'
by TeganR May 10, 2009
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Taking the nug

Created by a group of Manchester NH high school students. It means to be in a negative or undesired position.
Taking the nug is synonymous with balls in your mouth.
"Last night I was whooping ass in poker, but then I took the nug and came in last."
by RenegadeRoy October 15, 2004
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taking t

when a female who is becoming or wants to become trans, takes testosterone supplements.
So guys I've started taking t and I'm growing chest hair now whoopee!!
by DASSS MEH January 31, 2017
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