To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.

At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."

by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010

Teddy takedown

The swift movement of pulling someone's ankles from under them. Named after Teddy Walker the victim of first Teddy takedown in 2014.

I'm gonna Teddy takedown that kid at lunch

by Leptonomo June 6, 2019

National Take Your Homie To Dinner Day

April 13th is the day you take your homie to dinner to any classy restaurant you want to take them. Make sure it’s $14 and over as your homie is special.

An example of National take your homie to dinner day.

You: hey homie let’s go to dinner
Your homie: say less
You and your homie go to Buffalo Wild Wings and share some Classic Hot Wings. :)

by TheHomieGpu February 18, 2020

Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.

"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
//
"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020

nuclear take

a hot take so polarizing and in such poor taste it is actually toxic, and as dangerous to hear it as to hear it uttered aloud.

mike: bro I was watching the woman's x-games and that shit trash. I could do all those tricks
fred: jesus christ mike cool it with the nuclear take

by verifriedaccount December 2, 2020

i take things literally

i dont need to say anything, just look at the example

guy: this game is only played by people who have no life.
another guy: how would they if they are dead?

i take things literally

by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021

I_take_it_serious

i_take_it_serious is a depressed human whose friend died,he used to win most of the ratio.i_take_it_serious is top 18 ratio winner,he is also a good debater,but when it comes to Goku versus the world anime verse.i_take_it_serious is used to be a memer,low memer.

Person 1:*Makes a video of a diss of something i_take_it_serious likes*

I_take_it_serious:*Makes even better diss*

Person 1:*Gets mad*

by The World Disser March 11, 2021