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Arizona furniture treatment

Verb: to leave something in the middle of the road, on a highway to get hit by a car.
"we gave our old dog sparky the Arizona furniture treatment"
by goodisfed December 17, 2022
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The Chemo Treatment

When you pull your girls hair so hard it comes out, making her look like she's straight out of chemo.
Bro I gave my girl the chemo treatment last night.
by Bowermana April 28, 2023
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Jackie Kennedy treatment

Hey shawty, I'm trying to get the Jackie Kennedy treatment, what you say?
by Xx2011ToyotaCamryxX May 25, 2023
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Baseball Bat Treatment

Getting beat up by a baseball bat.

This is the warm weather version of the Hockey Stick Treatment.
Joey: Guess what happened today at the grocery shop where I work! I caught someone stealing!!
Xavier: Did he go to jail?
Joey: No, he got the baseball bat treatment!
by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023
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Mr.Fantastic Treatment

The act of 2 people grabbing someone, one person grabs the hair of a body while the other person grabs the leg of the body. The two begin to run as fast as they can. Another way of doing it is tying the scalp of the body to a car while the body’s leg is tied to another car and the two cars drive as fast as they can.
Ezra Miller: I got a bone to pick with you!
Dickman: 😱
*Ezra Miller and his companion proceeds to do the Mr.Fantastic treatment on dickman*
by Smile 😐 October 3, 2023
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The Pine Treatment

Similar to getting shafted, The Pine Treatment is a clever way of saying someone got screwed.
I’m pretty sure that football player retired because he got the pine treatment at every school he transferred to.
by Hoodie23 October 16, 2023
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The act of sucking the soul out of a man's dick. Once you're done with him, his dick should be 35 shades lighter than the rest of hi body. Cause an earthquake with the force of your glizzy gobbling
Sarah gave me the Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment
by Yeetifer June 4, 2022
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