facebook jesus

when miracles happen via facebook you thank your online savior.
I never have to talk to that girl again b/c she saw my tagged pics on facebook. Thank you facebook Jesus.
by matt5000 June 25, 2010
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Jesus wheels

Your legs, the simplest mode of transport. Often said in jest or sardonically
Max: How did you get here?
Min: Oh,on jesus wheels...
by Thought101 February 17, 2008
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black jesus

Well yes there is very little chance that jesus was white, but it is unlikely he was black. All the other people putting, " he was from the middle east and jewish so he was black". Just because he was not white and was a darker race doesnt mean he was black! Thats like saying im white and thus whiter than a black guy i could be counted as chinese!
"Hey. Jesus was not white, so he can be ay other race he wants to be :P Black jesus"

I had to put an example and couldnt think what to write.
by stinkyskunkedmonkeys December 04, 2010
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Jews For Jesus

Messianic Jews, Jewish Christians, etc.
The term comes from a Messianic Jewish organization founded by the late Moishe (ne Martin, 1932-2010) and Celia Starr Rosen. Called "Jews for Jesus", the organization is a 501(c)3 Messianic Jewish ministry which is often targeted for vile persecution by groups such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.
by Nickidewbear August 19, 2011
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jesus pizza

Amazing pizza! SO good that it must have some part of jesus in it. Just a bit at least. No good without the dipping sauce.
Dude, lets go to Twice the deal to get some jesus pizza.
by Scott Urquhart June 04, 2007
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The Redneck Jesus

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.
"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."
by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 28, 2006
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jesus bravo

A young man with enough will power to achieve anything but too lazy to really try. Handsome, above-average penis size, and a beast in the sheets. If you're looking for good sex look for a Jesus Bravo. Athlete type of guy who is a hard worker and also funny and serious at the same time. Overall, an amazing character that anyone can hang around with.
Damn, Jesus Bravo really made me laugh today.
by bravobeantacos November 04, 2013
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