I never have to talk to that girl again b/c she saw my tagged pics on facebook. Thank you facebook Jesus.
by matt5000 June 25, 2010
by Thought101 February 17, 2008
Well yes there is very little chance that jesus was white, but it is unlikely he was black. All the other people putting, " he was from the middle east and jewish so he was black". Just because he was not white and was a darker race doesnt mean he was black! Thats like saying im white and thus whiter than a black guy i could be counted as chinese!
"Hey. Jesus was not white, so he can be ay other race he wants to be :P Black jesus"
I had to put an example and couldnt think what to write.
I had to put an example and couldnt think what to write.
by stinkyskunkedmonkeys December 04, 2010
The term comes from a Messianic Jewish organization founded by the late Moishe (ne Martin, 1932-2010) and Celia Starr Rosen. Called "Jews for Jesus", the organization is a 501(c)3 Messianic Jewish ministry which is often targeted for vile persecution by groups such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.
by Nickidewbear August 19, 2011
Amazing pizza! SO good that it must have some part of jesus in it. Just a bit at least. No good without the dipping sauce.
by Scott Urquhart June 04, 2007
The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.
He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.
He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.
by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 28, 2006
A young man with enough will power to achieve anything but too lazy to really try. Handsome, above-average penis size, and a beast in the sheets. If you're looking for good sex look for a Jesus Bravo. Athlete type of guy who is a hard worker and also funny and serious at the same time. Overall, an amazing character that anyone can hang around with.
by bravobeantacos November 04, 2013