vagina mac gienstien

a man or woman that is acting like a pussy, not following along.

lets rob this bank stop being a fucking vagina mac gienstien.

by nigga gabe July 27, 2006

second-hand mac distract

When you're sitting in a class (usually in a packed lecture hall)and you are distracted by what a person in front of you is doing on their computer.

Could be due to any laptop but it is usually Mac Books; because of their slick configuration, popularity and flawless distractability for anyone in a 15 foot radius.

I couldn't concentrate at all today in my RN103 Lecture because this guy in front of me was simultaneously taking notes, chatting on Facebook, watching 30 Rock on Hulu and playing Tetris. The whole time I suffered from second-hand mac distract.

by thebatman89 February 20, 2009

Mac n cheese sneeze

This can occur during coitus when a large forceful ejaculation floods an already wet ass pussy causing both fluids to expel just like a sneeze.

When me and my girl both came at the same time during sex she blew a mac n cheese sneeze out.

by Tony Stromboli April 4, 2023

Big Mac Effect

When the bottom piece of bread of your hamburger/sandwich is about twice as small as the top one, and only fits your thumb.

Leading to it sliding apart and making a mess.

Customer 1: I got myself a Big Mac, and I swear the bottom piece of bread disappeared..

Customer 2: Dude, it's the Big Mac Effect.

Customer 1: Damn it, now it's fucking everywhere..

by Eckpired January 8, 2011

Double Mac Davis

An old thing from the 1970's, still sporting that frizzy mop, who is red-faced, drunk, and usually in velour jogging suits; frequently found at stop and rob convenience stores, buying cigarettes and alcohol, singing old tunes and making eyes at the ladies.

I can't even buy a Slurpee without tripping over that Double Mac Davis. Why doesn't he move to Phoenix and just melt to the tan interior of his Cadillac El Dorado?

by Guillermo April 1, 2004

twice boiled mac & cheese

When you use the same water you just boiled your hot dogs in to boil the mac noodles

Your hotdog becomes leftovers when you taste the flavor from twice boiled Mac & Cheese

by Chooch130 October 8, 2022

retard mac deez nuts

Someone who appears to be scared or intimidated by a dare or challenge. A derogatory term

Holy shit bruh stop doing a retard mac deez nuts!

by dinox1098 February 10, 2022