Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo June 22, 2008

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

bug-truck

when a bug has a big dump truck in the back

Timmy: hey tommy did you see that bug?

Tommy: yea look he's got a bug-truck

by 13 yo girl making up words August 25, 2021

dick truck

It's just like a cake truck, but you get dick instead.

A dick truck is just like whale sex.

by 21_jo-z February 27, 2017

truck driving

When 1 girl takes 2 dicks and jacks 2 dicks off at the same time.

Dude! Did you see that? I think Stephanie was truck driving!!

by 666Devilhimself666 June 8, 2016

Squatted truck

A vehicle that’s front end is lifted much higher in the front than the back. Always driven by teenage broccoli haired kids, that are in denial about their sexuality, and have a burning urge to put male genitalia in their mouth.

Woah Brayden, check out that squatted truck! Yo Jackson, we finna slide down to tha squatted truck meet and cruise for dudes!

by Miles the great February 19, 2024