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semoning

when you are at the movies and your partner wants to have extra Sause on there popcorn and puts your penis threw the bottom of the popcorn and then proceeds to touch you until you ejaculate on the top of the popcorn
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Simon Petrikov

A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.
"Simon Petrikov is a sad old man and I love him at an unhealthy level."
by rosellias January 13, 2024
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Simona

A very fake person, (una falsa) who talks shit.<3
"Sei proprio una Simona"
"Che Simona!!!"
by lasimona January 17, 2024
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Simone

A person who just can't do anything right, they even fuck up their fuck ups
Wow John, you really Simoned that presentation!
by AnotherLawyer January 29, 2024
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Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.
Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls
by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024
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Simon

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth
ur a simon
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Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".
Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.
by 911Jesus November 19, 2023
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