snatch catch

Female equivalent of a cockblock. Someone or something that gets in the way of a woman getting laid.

This guy was checking me out, but my boyfriend was hanging all over me like a total snatch catch. There was no way I was getting laid.

by webBoi November 13, 2011

snatch crack

Not quite as bad as dumb ass. Have not achieved dumb ass status yet.

You just a snatch crack tryin to become a dumb ass!

by asystole September 13, 2009

snatch a fan

What you say when you are ridiculously exhausted and want to get some sleep.

"Dude, I'm so tired. I'm gonna go snatch a fan."

by breaksy May 15, 2010

Snatchatera

The vaginia of an attractive young lady that is far less attractive than she is. A Snatchatera can be shaved with nics, cuts, or rashes. It can be hairy like a beavers asshole and hide a young ladies actual genetiala. There are many varitaions of the Snatchatera but none of them are good. Sometimes smell can be the culprit of snatchatera, as well as beef flaps, or just a general lack of upkeep. Nevertheless Snatchatera is no fun.

I brought home Jenna the other night and she's got total Snatchatera going on in the pantilones. Really I almost blew chunks when she made me go downtown julie brown.

by dirty mcnasty June 4, 2010

snatch-me-back

pubic hair on a woman's chest. when you pull, they snatch right back.

As I pulled what I thought was a loose pubic hair on her chest, it suddenly snatched back. She said ouch, that was attached; please don't pluck my snatch-me-backs.

by chest hair lover July 19, 2010

snatch jack

When a friend, collegue or just fellow dude takes public credit for sleeping with a woman, that his friend, collegue or fellow dude actually slept with.

Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.

by Swine Doctor April 26, 2011

Snatch Pot

When you are bald headed and it looks like someone snatched a hand full of your hair out! On the back of your neck, the sides of your head or on the top of your head. Just nappy headed with very short hair like a used brillo pad.

Girl look at her hot dog neck. That ain't no hot dog neck that's a snatch pot!!

by good good32 August 2, 2012