spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.

once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie

One of the most sexualized ships in existence, this ship is overrated to the point where it's become annoying.

person 1: "hey dad, i ship and sexualize Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie, i hope you don't mi--"

dad: *goes to get the milk*

by nUR53_f1nn December 15, 2021

Spare Tyre

the definition of spare tyre - when the female or male uses the female or male when either are feeling down. ( for example, when the tyres flat on a vehicle, you only use it when you need to ).

or - the person uses one another when he or she only needs or wants something

she's treating me like a spare tyre

by eshay1na April 16, 2011

Sparky

Sparky is the name you give your vibrator when you've lost the screw on top that holds the batteries in. To make it work you might have to use such things as a piece if aluminum foil, a coke can top or a paperclip to make the connection. Caution, it will shock you when you get it wet! Some may enjoy this.

Jonny: "sorry, me and my penis can't make it over tonight so you might have to use ol' Sparky to finish the job"

Chrissy: "I understand. Times be rough"

by Sunnshine123 January 18, 2014

supermarket spartan

They are a very rare breed because people are generally loathe to be associated with Michigan State University. However, they do exist in small pockets of the state of Michigan, particularly in East Lansing and surrounding areas. These are "fans" who stoop to becoming spartan fans because they 1) could not get accepted to the University of Michigan; 2) do not know what the color "maize" is and goes with the easier green and white; or 3) think they are rooting for the Trojans because of the image on the football helmets. They outfit themselves with Spartan paraphernalia bought at their workplace, the supermarket.

A "supermarket spartan" can be identified by the following:

"I'm the bagger of the week, so I got me this cool spartans keychain!"

"I like to show off my team's colors - my teeth are naturally green and white!"

"Michigan sucks cuz I couldn't get in."

Camouflage pants and a green MSU t-shirt

Brand new MSU hat that has been rubbed in the dirt and run over in a pickup truck to make it appear as if the hat is years old.

Round chewing tobacco canister in the back pocket.

Home address includes model of the trailer home.

by sec fan October 5, 2005

spark

painful anal sex to a minor

you sure did spark little billy last night, phil

by Brian Laubstein December 10, 2004

sparkin

The act of constantly flicking a cigarette lighter. Usually refers to crackheads. Denotes that one is on crack.

That fool must be sparkin if he thinks I'm going to lend him some money.

by Dre7044 April 28, 2008