Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”

by Totallynotjordi November 13, 2020

soft dick

When the dick is only smol. If a guy asks if you want to see it say no. im still traumatized.

Y/n: hey

Guy: Hey, wanna see my soft dick
Y/n:Nah

by Aztylux March 27, 2021

Soft R

A politically correct way of saying "retarded".

Johnny Knoxville sure did a great job of acting like a Soft R in the Ringer.

by kueef ledger April 24, 2024

Talkin Soft

Talking Soft is a phrase that people from the South of England (SOUTHERNERS) think people from the North of England (NORTHERNERS) say.

It is used when someone says something the speaker of the phrase believes is daft/stupid.

'Sun in Yorkshire? You're talkin soft lad. You better get back't mine

by 2 ScaredAndConfused October 12, 2020

soft touch

When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.

Bill got a soft touch on the piano.

by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024

A Soft Kiss From A Marshmellow Fellow

When a white man beats a woman of or knocks her up and leaves.

See coal toll for opposite definition.

Hunter Biden, Bill Clinton, and Bernie and Levi Sanders are all excellent examples for being POS's that fall under a soft kiss from a marshmellow fellow.

by Alien top hat October 12, 2020

Andover Soft Plug

An Anti-Safety device used in historical steam engines, allowing for the elimination of the traditional fusible plug, for the operation of a boiler with less water than conventionaly allowed.

Dat Tweedy Wun Fiddy musta been running a Andover Soft Plug last week because I swear there wasn't a drop of water in the glass.

by ADENGINEER October 16, 2022