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soft patch

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.
Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*
by babysparks August 6, 2011
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Soft Movement

Soft movement is the act of being receptive and embracing different methods to reach ones desire outcome.
The results of combing Breakdancing and Ballet for someone who is a Parkour practitioner would be "Soft Movement" sense the end results originated from distinct practices.
by Receptor October 24, 2011
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soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.
My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.
by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011
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Soft

Adj: Usually something made from a material that is not easily bendable or easily deformed OR is something that gives off low/little to no light.
ADJ 1: Bro this bed is so "soft"
ADJ 2: Make sure to make this "soft" lighting

Adv: speaking in a low tone to where only people within a close radius can hear you.
ADV: Make sure to speak "softly when we get there"

N: Often a person who gives of good vibes/feelings, while around this type of person you can feel quite positive feelings. They may have attributes like; not the type to go hard on someone/not the type to really push someone to their limits, not the type to raise their voice that much/not at all and is calm most of the time no matter what. One can also possibly catch feelings for someone who is "soft" due to them being cuter.
N: Bro that guy/girl is so soft, It's so cute

An insult: People will usually use this as in insult calling you "soft" basically meaning you are someone who isn't really to their appeal and don't have positive feeling towards you. It basically means you are a weak person and someone who is scared of most people you come across, so if you see someone and you feel scared of them you are usually seen as "soft". Some other ways people see you as "soft" is if you dress up as the opposite gender (Mostly for males) or show some negative emotions (generally those along the lines of sadness)
AI: Bro you're so "soft"
ADJ 1: Bro this bed is so "soft"
ADJ 2: Make sure to make this "soft" lighting
ADV: Make sure to speak "softly when we get there"
N: Bro that guy/girl is so soft, It's so cute
AI: Bro you're so "soft"
by Is too the January 16, 2023
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Super Soft Serve

The poop that comes out fast and soft after the "hard hat" tip of the turd passes through the rectum.
Wow! That came out some super soft serve. Good thing there was a hard hat on it!
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
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Soft Rat

Like a dry snitch but instead of telling on someone indirectly through loud speech, a soft rat tells on someone without realizing there are doing it.
Nooney is a soft rat because he brought up a secret in front of bree without knowing he did it.
by Breezyndhasone January 24, 2023
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Soft vacationing

Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.
Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.
by Luciditi January 25, 2023
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