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Social Network User

There are two different types of social network users.

1. Someone who has too much spare time with no life to do anything with it, so they'll spend it posting useless and annoying updates that nobody cares about, interacting with their "friends" (most of which aren't even their friends outside of whichever social networking site they're using), taking "selfies", all the while losing brain cells.

2. Someone who spends a few minutes here and there interacting with their friends on a social networking site (these are friends that they are actually friends with outside of the social network they're using), someone who will post occasional but interesting/funny status updates, and then logging off and doing something productive with their time.
Examples of definition 1: At least 60% of social network users.

Examples of definition 2: The other 40% or less of social network users.
by Anonymous129084 April 4, 2013
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socialpreneur

A word for a "social entrepreneur", one who creates a business to remedy some of society's problems while still making a profit. A socially conscious individual who generates social value from his/her efforts.
The well respected socialpreneur once again enhanced the lives of hundreds of families by turning an abandoned parking lot into a community garden which provides fresh produce to the resource deprived community.
by Mr. Sustainable May 7, 2013
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social justicegasm

An orgasm of pretentious inspiration and elitist motivation. Catharsis due to an insight into another's misstep in social interaction.
When I noticed that Andrew's sentence was shrouded in a subtext of sexism, I had a riveting social justicegasm.
by J5 til we die September 22, 2016
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social collective

noun

is a term which defines the voiceless collective abject subordination of the social group to a highly centralized autocratic despotic state authority. Which may be either of a political, social, economic or religious nature.
All socialist societies are a social collective.
by Baron Neville June 19, 2017
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Socialpath

The modern definition of a Social Media-addicted, narcissistic, self-centered, egotistical, sociopathic dummy who has stopped caring about anyone else but themselves ever since they got five online accounts and figured out how to airbrush.

Mindless WiFi sheep whose brains have been disillusioned into thinking they are now the singular most important thing on earth.

Armchair activists who pick fights on social media without any knowledge of subject matter, who also possess questionable key-tapping abilities, carpal tunnel and a bent neck.
“She’s a total Socialpath... just look at all the selfies she posts. No photos of her husband or kids anymore, just her in a tiny bikini winking at the camera for somebody else.”
by Charlotte Nicolette February 13, 2020
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Relevant Gentleman's Society

An organization of like minded individuals celebrating the art and sophistication of a well groomed mustache. A soul patch is an accessory and not considered part of a traditional mustache. Wearers are not welcome.
The APD sport the most ridiculous mustaches. Yeah, obviously not a single member of the Relevant Gentleman's Society among them.
by MaxMG February 17, 2009
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mutual back-patting society

a group of people who meet to give each other awards or compliments for the sole purpose of feeding their egos
I went to a town hall meeting and watched the aldermen thank each other for their hard work last year. It was a mutual back-patting society.
by noladoc April 26, 2014
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