One second

n.

An unstandardized unit of measurement commonly used to describe a period of five or more minutes.

In the public restrooms
Guy#1: Hurry up asshole, I ain't got all day!
Guy#2: Just one second, goddamnit, I'm almost done!
(20 minutes later Guy#2 leaves)

by Wunt sum sawwwce? August 8, 2014

Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times

I'm not sucking those salty scones

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

Greendale Secondary School

Greendale Secondary School is a great school and choosing between Edgefield, Greendale and Punggol Sec. I recommand primary school students to go to Greendale. Teachers are alot more caring, the environment and behaviour is alot more positive.

Greendale Secondary School is where i can call home.

by Greendalepride2021 August 16, 2021

Jurong West Secondary School

It is apparent that this is leading school in the entire of Singapore. This school is perhaps considered to be the most notorious from west to the east. The name itself is already claiming the entire Jurong West.

With the rising number of cases that cannot be mentioned, This school will be the next NUS amongst the secondary schools. Be prepared to go through rigorous security checks, metal detectors, IC Verification, Pat down by armed personnels by the gate every time you step foot in the school. Bag checks will be conducted every morning due to a previous case of a student bringing a Katana to school with ill intention.

- Most of the students here are well mannered, like many others, there are still trash to the school community. Introducing the Young Punks and Xiao meimeis. Everywhere you go, they will find ways initiate fights just like their primitive state. Some will even walk everywhere whilst imagining they have 100s of gangster behind their back. Next moment you whack them also their imagination gonz💀

If you want to have an early experience of Changi Prison, this should be your top pick for your next Secondary school journey.

eh you see that jurong west secondary school student? yesterday he whack me upside down until my mother didn’t recognise me:(

by chaokeng warrior August 21, 2021

5 second rule

An informal notion that food dropped onto the ground is still edible if retrieved within a five second time frame. Variations exist; 30-second rule, 2-minute rule, et cetera.

Damn, that was the last potato chip. Oh well, 5 second rule in effect, right?

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

Point Grey Secondary School

Point Grey Secondary School is an high school located in Vancouver, Canada. If you are looking at this, you probably go there or know someone who does. Point Grey Secondary School is particularly facinating because it hosts the mini school program, which is for smart people, as well as the life skills program, which is for not so bright students. Point Grey has one of the highest ratio of locker break-ins in the district, and the highest ammount of anorexic girls in the district. All in all, Point Grey is an anomaly.

Steve: Hey what school do you go to?
Ross: I go to Point Grey Secondary School.
Steve: So you go to the mini school there?
Ross: Nah, I applied, but I wasn't smart enough to get in, so I'm in the main stream school.
Steve: Wow, sucks to be you.
Ross: Yeah, but mini school is for nerds.
Steve: But I thought you applied.
Ross: *no comment*

by Ross Ho April 3, 2008

Columbia Secondary School

A school in New York City where students have fun AND are educated unlike most other kids in NYC public schools.

Also known as "CSS".

Did you see that girl with the Columbia Secondary School shirt?

Yeah I heard her saying that she got A's in all of her classes.

CSS Kids do it better.

by Anonymous2097 August 20, 2010