Shortstrong

ADJ: like skinnyfat, a person whose initial physical appearance hides their true potential. "Shortstrong" describes people who are of slight stature and not broad or obviously muscular, but are capable of surprising physical poweress given one's assumed impression of their rather lithe physique.

Person A: "Simon's five foot five. He's just a little guy."
Person B: "Yeah, but last night he engaged in intercourse with that large Swiss girl in basic standing position amid a rainstorm. He's shortstrong."
Person A: "No doubt, that would have taken some serious muscle."

by salansdowne December 9, 2008

snort or sneeze

The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."

Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"

Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"

by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008

Snortin Bars

snortin a line cocaine.

Man me and the homies was snortin bars last night. We got messed Up Yo!

by Bo$$Bxtch! January 11, 2010

sports glad

Wasted, trashed, bamboozled, crunk.

Last night I was so sports glad.

WTF does that even mean, you pillick?

by spike47934902309423-048 August 25, 2010

Sports Business Radio

A great radio show airing sunday mornings, has notoriously the all time best call-ins of any show.

Sports Business Radio actually has intelligent people call in. (i know weird, right?)

by Intern Mitch April 21, 2011

Snortuga

A tortoiseshell cat of singular beauty and choleric temperament, known for her spectacular flops, snort-like purrs, and far-carrying yowls.

Snortuga flopped and writhed on the kitchen table so that I could rub her belly, but then she suddenly up and clawed me on the nose.

by El Wumpo August 14, 2011

Sports Coma

The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.

"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"

by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011