smut snatchin' season or s^3

the season in which it is available for a man to take a smut (slut) away from another man.

During smut snatchin' season or s^3, Sponge managed to get with 5 girls who were already dating guys.

by Telly DOEnut March 21, 2009

to snatch

A full face of fleeky makeup. The type of makeup you do on ur bday or for a special occasion.

Queen 1: Girl, you SNATCHED her face, damn!

Queen that did the snatching: well the goal was to snatch.

by Dicctionary December 15, 2017

snatchel

variant of fanny pack or bumbag. along the lines of cunt case, pussy pouch, muff stuffer.

ram this into your snatchel while i eat my sandwich.

by freshco May 1, 2005

monkey snatch

A vulgar phrase that refers to someone acting like a complete asshat. Their actions remind you of the putridness of a hot wet simian vagina.

You are a complete and total monkey snatch, asshole.

Man, Frank was acting like a monkey snatch last night.

by SWSTX September 28, 2005

craddle snatcher

A man who dates a younger woman. A woman who that is way too young for him. As if he snatched her from her craddle as a baby. A male version of a cougar.

Larry King is such a craddle snatcher.

by Chalom September 13, 2010

Snatches

The art of grabbing a male of female's nipple without them noticing. Snatches can only be prevented by saying "No Snatches" which then grants immunity for 2 minutes.

*Dylan extends hand onto Brady's hard nipple*

Dylan: "Snatchesss"
Brady: WHAT THE LITERAL FRICK

*Christian screams from top of the lung*
Christan: "No Snatches!"

by Isnatches March 11, 2015

snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.

Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.

by RNPS April 30, 2008