smoking lung

A special, hidden lung that is activated by a couple of drinks and allows you to light up a smoke directly after putting out the previous one without feeling miff.

Friend: "Let go out for a ciggie"
Me: "Urgh no bro, last night my smoking lung opened after two draughts and and I finished two packets of smokes in three hours!"

by thewordman777 February 9, 2018

Fuck Smoke

When a man over the age of 60 ejaculates during sex and a huge cloud Of smoke blows out of his dick because he has not used it in years. Death usually occurs simultaneously, along with a large explosive bowel movement and a deathly deep cough causing the heart to explode

Oh god it’s horrible, frank died of fuck smoke last night, I told him he was too old for sex!

by John fstick December 1, 2019

Brown Smoke

The act of blowing any kind of smoke to the anus of another human-being and then having them fart it into your mouth.

Friend 1 : You want want that brown smoke?

Friend 2 : I'd love some brown smoke!

by iDrinkBeer November 8, 2020

smoke the helmet

The art of sucking ones meat pipe until sweet release...

A bitch can't be trusted if she doesn't smoke the helmet

by D hops February 26, 2017

smoke dog

A person from the middle east, usually of Indian (dot)origin

Man everytime I go in the store, that Ol Smoke Dog, is always watching me like Im ganna steal somthin..

Stinking dirty ass Smoke Dog, go home and work the help desk.

by Dingo Lunch January 15, 2008

smoking penises

fag

are smoking penises like a fag

by crippincaptain March 31, 2017

throw smoke

Military bods use smoke grenades and shells to hide from enemies. In the urban environment, "throw smoke" means slip away un-noticed from a boring party or venue without saying goodbye.

No girls at this party, dude. Throw smoke and let's find somewhere better.

by Barney Manningtree October 28, 2017