CEO of small peen

The absolute sexiest and most powerful man alive. His penis is very small and now even visible. It is said that he can make anything happen with just the flick of his dick(which is an innie).

Damn Jack, you’re penis is so small and hot you must be the CEO of small peen!

by Nelson Mandela May 6, 2020

Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock

My friend Logan Heinrich has a micropenis and used his make-a-wish for a bigger cock but they said no

From Connor <3

"You know Logan Heinrich?"

"The make-a-wish kid with a micro peepee?"

"Yeah, Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock

by cdixon03 August 2, 2020

Dom with a small shlong

This is a word used to describe someone which you should knowby reading the title. This person is usually known for saying you titties are jiggling and your dad left but its all jokes, or is it? He has lucid dreams about being in bed with his crush names olivia.
#sorrynotsorry dom

Dom with a small shlong-is a defenition for all doms out there

by domsmfkowfgen November 9, 2020

Does kyler have a small penis

No of course not! Kylers has a 13 inch mega-shlong

Does kyler have a small penis , no it is bigger than an aircraft carrier

by Patriot44368 April 18, 2021

Small time

Someone who tries to go big, but fails horribly. Someone who doesn't understand their own limits.

Shaq goes in for the big dunk, random player tries to stop him and draws the defensive foul.

Shaq: Nice try, small time

by 1madbr0 December 16, 2011

small dick syndrome

What many men experience, causing many men to be and act in toxic and aggressive manners.

Everyone knows that they cannot change parts of their body in any meaningful way, so men born with small penises will try to shape the world into something that makes them feel bigger.

Many men with Small Dick Syndrome develop hatred for women, hatred for more successful men, become obsessed with money, join the military or the police force, etc.

That's my cousin Mike. He does MMA, is a former Marine, a cop, is racist, always on edge, angry and violent. He's never had a woman genuinely want him, and he can't get over his first time with a girl, when she laughed at his penis and walked out.

Oh, so he's just got small dick syndrome.

by RealityForRealists May 1, 2021

Small dicks

Having this makes you genetically inferior

Some chick "I was molested when I was 13..."

Iam "I'm sorry that happened to...."

The same dumb whore "And what men need to realize is that most men have small dicks and that shit is not good!"

Hym "OHO! Immediately feel less bad for you! In one fell swoop you reduced my sympathy for you from like and 8 to like a .5"

Iam "I'm... He doesn't mean that..."

Hym "Shit, I haven't raped anyone and, therefore, bare none of the guilt for that action. Literally 0 people. But my sympathy is already almost non-existent and you had it and then lost it."

Iam "Why... Why would you say that?"

Hym "Why would SHE say that!? My dick is bigger than hers isn't it? That's the metric she's using for good vs bad. I'll use the same metric. Her dick is too small for a crime that I didn't commit to matter to me..."

Iam "Come one..."

Hym "How does that sound? Does it sound good?"

by Hym Iam April 17, 2022