After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021
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by Cotton eyed Joe July 20, 2023
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Andy: Good opportunity for a Cincinnati Snot Slide!
Drew: Hell yeah!
Andy: Good opportunity for a Cincinnati Snot Slide!
Drew: Hell yeah!
by Pun10123 July 22, 2024
Get the Cincinnati Snot Slide mug.When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.
One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.
by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024
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by falling tooth K dog February 28, 2019
Get the cha cha slide OD mug.The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together
by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022
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by Unknown kid 69 July 14, 2018
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