Gene Simmons

A dude with a long-ass tongue.....

Carlos: Dude! Check out my tongue! *sticksout 6" tongue*
Peter: Dude! You are such a Gene Simmons!!!!

by CGGCrevalle November 12, 2009

Simon Cho

funniest short track speedskater ever.

also known as Ace, The Cho'sen one, or SI-MON-CHO.

Simon Cho is the life of Jordan Malone's webcasts!

by iheartsimoncho March 21, 2010

One does not simply

One does not simply not define this phrase.

One does not simply come up with an example of one does not simply.

by One Does Not Simply Identify March 6, 2014

SimBase

The technique in strategy war games of sitting back in your base and never attacking anybody so you can build up your technology and defences. Then you attack only when you have researched every upgrade and have a massive army at the end of the game.

I could tell that my opponent, SSJ4SnakeKilla007, was sitting back and playing SimBase, so I simply took all the resource mines in the map and then rushed him with overwhelming numbers of inexpensive troops.

by Mcsweeney July 16, 2008

simulacriminal

A simulacriminal is someone illegally pretending to cry. It is a superword formed from the three words: simulacrum, lacrimal, and criminal.

My girlfriend should be arrested as a simulacriminal.

by Paul1982 August 4, 2007

simu-rip

Simu-rip: The "all too realistic" miming of bong rips. Almost presents the idea that the simu-ripper has "smoked themselves retarded" A good simu-rip will involve a comfy seat, an invisible bong, an invisible lighter (complete with hand motions) several "air-tubes" and a cough or two. The simu-rip is not quite as common as the "invisi-joint" but equally effective...

The simu-rip can only be portrayed accurately by the experienced pot smoker.

by Banannah-Rama April 15, 2008

Simpsons Sky

A blue sky containing white fluffy clouds that looks like the sky scene on the opening credits of the Simpsons cartoon.

We had great weather for the BBQ. We were grilling under a Simpsons Sky.

by Peter's Prism September 4, 2010