screen door junkie

A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.

P. Diddy is probably an undercover screen door junkie.

by Kool-Aid08 June 5, 2008

Screen-Dropping

A form of eavesdropping whereby a passer by or associate stares at the activities underway on one's screen, uninvited and unwanted, much to the discomfort of the computer's user.

Teen A - "So I was in ICT class the other day and I had some pictures of some bare celebs up, and Mr Milton totally caught me!"

Teen B - "Shit off, I bet he ran off and got you into loads of shit!"

Teen A - "Nah, the weird thing was... he just stood there and hoped that I wouldn't notice him. Classic Screen-Dropping if I ever did see it!"

Teen B - "Top notch."

by Disdain October 18, 2008

screeking

When the internet is jammed up and the browser takes forever to show a page.

I cant get my email page to pop up! The browser is just screeking!

by The gracious one June 25, 2009

screengrabber

(n.) - an exciting book read on an electronic reading device that one cannot put down, similar to how some print books are called "page-turners"

"Wow, Dan Brown's latest book is a real screengrabber. I couldn't put my Kindle down all night!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in a publisher's office in Manhattan, January 23, 2010

by PRwiz101 March 10, 2010

Screen-Yer Citizen

Bigoted elderly individuals who loudly declare that -insert race/orientation/employment status/driving ability- should be deported.

Not to be confused with screenior citizens.

Joe's screen-yer citizen grandfather regularly embarrassed him when in public.

by TheGoodReverend September 12, 2010

screencracker

Describes a persons somewhat unappealing expression in a photograph where the photograph is viewed digitally.

The word demonstrates the fact that the expression could "crack" the computer screen from which it is viewed.

That photo on facebook is a screencracker

by Bob oneill January 1, 2011

screen paranoia

when you have broken your screen (i.e. phone, ipod, computer) and get it replaced. but frequently check to see if anything has broken the replacement.

why do you keep getting in your bag for your phone?
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia

by thebeav63 March 2, 2011