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spite shit

v. The act of deficating with malice and intent; shitting in a spiteful manner; premeditated pooping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"
"...some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. I think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what I'd call a SPITE SHIT."

The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
-Other Guys
by 1crazyrob August 13, 2011
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sucker shit

Someone who commits cowardly actions to save his own self.
I can't believe you ran away from a fight leaving your boy behind to get jumped. You on some sucker shit.
by PeachPlugger9000 October 23, 2017
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Shit pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.
" God damn Pte. McDonald, you are such a fucking a shit pump"
by johny twobyfour June 12, 2008
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Shit Swipe

when a courtesy flush does not do the trick and skid marks are still present, a shit swipe is in need. When you flush the toilet and the water receeds, grab a handful of toilet paper and "swipe" the skid marks. this should leave your toilet bowl clean.
That shit i just took was so large, i had to shit swipe.
by billy dave April 17, 2009
mugGet the Shit Swipemug.

no shit sherlock

meaning 'well of course dumbass!'
other phrases like this include grass is green
by =virus.exe= November 30, 2004
mugGet the no shit sherlockmug.

joe as shit

When you act a little to eager for things also used interchangeably with the word drawlin. look up drawlin
Yo you joe as shit right now

Nah don't be joe
by Phillybitch January 29, 2016
mugGet the joe as shitmug.

Shit Tier

Skills bested by even the worst players. Unskilled to the point where replacement by literal shit is an improvement.
"That scum bag is shit tier at League of Legends"
by BiologySixthEdition April 10, 2012
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