Seattle Burrito

A Seattle Burrito is a sexual act where one lover deffocates on another lover's penis, and then rubs it around the entire penis, and then continues to perform oral sex on the feces covered penis.

Man, my girl gave me a Seattle Burrito last night. That was fucked up.

by Edward Billinson September 27, 2007

Seattle

West Coast city that has a reputation for being a wonderful place to live but secretly wishes it was Portland. Seattle actually has many problems, including...
1. Some of the worst traffic in the country.
2. Out of control real estate prices.
3. Out of control crime and homelessness in the downtown core.
4. A city council that has been told by voters three times that a monorail should be built. Yet, it still hasn't been built and probably never will be.
5. Very high unemployment.

by seattleboy August 27, 2003

Seatgull

A public transit commuter constantly on the lookout to scavenge a seat on a crowded bus or train.

I saw an empty seat on the bus, but that seatgull landed in it first!

by Kelly Soloduka September 27, 2008

seated at my right

"Seated at my right hand".

See right hand man

"And my son, seated at my right"

Said Don Vitole, before he breathed his last.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

seat biter

clenching your buttcheeks so hard together that it tears off part of the car seat,usually from bad driving.

Clay took took that corner so fast, I became a seat biter.

by lorilovesthesteamer August 8, 2009

Seattle Stalljack

defined by sitting in the stall of a public restroom when an unknown stranger bursts in places his private in your mouth. Slaps you in face a couple of times, then turns you around and cums on your rear side then departs.

I was just Seattle stalljacked.

by Detonical October 24, 2014

seat belt save

When you are driving and eating and a condiment I.E. mustard, ketchup, bbq sauce falls from whatever you are eating and lands on the seat belt as opposed to your shirt. Thus resulting in a still clean shirt and not ruining your day.

" I was on my way to an interview an I was eating a burger and totally had a seat belt save so I luckily didn't have a stain on my shirt."

by urban philosopher pitts. July 9, 2014