When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
Get the satanic panic mug.Sanafer syndrome (aka Ali Ketaminosis) is a cruicially rare disorder that occurs in 1/26 billion children. Symptoms include leaving the house 20-6,529 minutes late, being percieved as a zionist jew scum, getting dicked on in brawlhalla, and having tourrettes-like ticks that cause the subject spasms making them repeat phrases like: “Maaan, shiiit, fuuuck, and most commonly, what time is iiit.”
Example
Doctor: “I’m really sorry Maam. The tests conclude that your son… *feels so bad he starts jerking off*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME😖😖😖”
Mom: “NOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NOOOO! IT CAN’T BE. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! WHY GOD. WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!😭😭😭”
Doctor: “I’m truly sorry maam. It’s not your fault. It may not be too late however. It is possible that this whole conundrum may be avoided! By keeping your son away from Buzz, never allowing him to cross the threshold of 20%, and keep him off the solpadine, perhaps your son might be saved!”
Mom: “OMGGGGGGG OH EM JEEEEE!!!!!! Is there any way I can thank you for this?!”
Old Wrinkle Balls Doctor:” …”
Doctor: “I’m really sorry Maam. The tests conclude that your son… *feels so bad he starts jerking off*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME😖😖😖”
Mom: “NOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NOOOO! IT CAN’T BE. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! WHY GOD. WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!😭😭😭”
Doctor: “I’m truly sorry maam. It’s not your fault. It may not be too late however. It is possible that this whole conundrum may be avoided! By keeping your son away from Buzz, never allowing him to cross the threshold of 20%, and keep him off the solpadine, perhaps your son might be saved!”
Mom: “OMGGGGGGG OH EM JEEEEE!!!!!! Is there any way I can thank you for this?!”
Old Wrinkle Balls Doctor:” …”
by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023
Get the Sanafer syndrome mug.Sanafer syndrome (also referred to as Ali Ketaminosis) is a crucially scarce disorder, and has the possibility to inflict its curse on 1/26 billion kids. Symptoms include extreme tardiness to anything, usually showing up 26-9,420 minutes later than expected to. Other symptoms include being mistaken for a zionist jew scum due to the unique deformation of the nasal cavaties that is caused by the syndrome, paralyzing laziness, and tourettes-like spasms causing the subject to say things very often such as: “Maaan, shiiiit, fuuuck, what time is iiiit, (and most commonly) my phone is deaaad😩”
Doctor: “I’m terribly sorry madam, however the tests have proven to show… *feels so bad he starts jerking off to feel better*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME❗️”
Mom: “NOOOOOOO!!!!! NO ! NO! NOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE! WE DID NOTHING WRONG NOTHING WAS WRONG. WHY GOD. WHYYYYY!!!!”
Doctor: *Stops jerking off* “Like I said maam I’m terribly sorry. But fear not. For I may have a solution to this abomination. By keeping it off buzz, specifically restraining it from crossing the 20% threshold, as well as keeping it off the ganja, with a nose job your son may have a fighting chance in this world.”
Mom: “OH THANK YOU DOCTOR THANK YOU. How will I ever repay you for this?”
Old wrinkle balls doctor: “…”
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME❗️”
Mom: “NOOOOOOO!!!!! NO ! NO! NOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE! WE DID NOTHING WRONG NOTHING WAS WRONG. WHY GOD. WHYYYYY!!!!”
Doctor: *Stops jerking off* “Like I said maam I’m terribly sorry. But fear not. For I may have a solution to this abomination. By keeping it off buzz, specifically restraining it from crossing the 20% threshold, as well as keeping it off the ganja, with a nose job your son may have a fighting chance in this world.”
Mom: “OH THANK YOU DOCTOR THANK YOU. How will I ever repay you for this?”
Old wrinkle balls doctor: “…”
by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023
Get the Sanafer Syndrome mug.Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?
by thefarmersson November 8, 2023
Get the Satan’s Tree Rat mug.somebody: yo yk sataniclol?
other person: yeah the kid who bullied a 764 and some kaskar members
somebody: yes
other person: yeah the kid who bullied a 764 and some kaskar members
somebody: yes
by sataniclol/jay January 25, 2024
Get the sataniclol mug.Kim Jong Unb (English: /ˌkɪm dʒɒŋˈʊn, -ˈu n/;2 Korean: 김정은 kim.dʑɔŋ.ɯ n;c born 8 January 1982 or 1983)d is a North Korean politician who has been supreme leader of North Korea since 2011 and the leader of the Workers' Party of Korea (WPK) since 2012.e He is the third son of Kim Jong Il, who was North Korea's second supreme leader from 1994 to 2011, and Ko Yong Hui. He is a grandson of Kim Il Sung, who was the founder and first supreme leader of North Korea from its establishment in 1948 until his death in 1994.
by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023
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