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Ice cream sandwiching

The act of laying on top of a girl after ejaculating onto her stomach.
Bro, I was so tired after jerking off onto Tessa's stomach that I just ended up ice cream sandwiching her after.
by Bandit of cream November 24, 2013
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go make yourself a sandwich

Guy A: God fucking dammit, this is taking forever to load! Watching paint fucking dry is more fucking fun.

Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.
by Overstored Milk October 10, 2014
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A Pablo Sandwich

This is a sexual position when you put your partner in between both of your butt checks to where their nose is pointed to or in the rectum of the "buns" in the sandwich.
John : Hey Frank, Guess what me and Phil did last night?
Frank: What....?
John: We made a Pablo Sandwich.
Frank: Oh gawd, did he at least bleach his asshole first?
by Bleached Whale Lava Lamp March 4, 2016
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Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.
She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.
by 011000110 August 25, 2016
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Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich

A situation where something is rotten in the state of Denmark, your jester is clearly dead, or your uncle has clearly murdered your dad and married your mom.
Horatio: Dude, is this Yorick?!
Steve: Shit ... I didn't order this Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich!
by ThingNamer2000 September 20, 2016
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assemble a sandwich

Used as an insult by wishing harm upon the person

Some similar phrases are "go step on a Lego" or "go stand in the corner"
Tristan: if you dont agree with me then you can go assemble a sandwich

Douglas: wow, I'm hurt Tristan
by Jedidiahhahaa March 13, 2017
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belly butter sandwich

After pulling out and cumming on a girls stomach she reaches out pulls the man toward her and hugs the man like a koala bear making a belly butter sandwich.
by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017
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