Samone

Sam + one .... someone who is either unimportant or not cared for.

Did you see samone at the party last night? No who is that.

by bryan croell October 20, 2009

Sammon

Is a term used for describing a Northern Irish cunt. Often used in reference to those who have stupid accents and believe because they use sterling that they are superiour.

James your such a Sammon

by good vibrationz December 16, 2008

salmon

The new swear word for people that are alergic to peanuts.

Look at that salmon with his epeepen.

by gornhoiy December 21, 2008

simon

To Hack another persons social media account to speak highly of oneself or insinuate you are 'hung'

Person 1: Hey what are you doing on the computer?
Person 2: Er.. Um nothing
Person 1: You better not be pulling a Simon!
Person 2: *hangs head in shame* I'm sorry. I did pull a Simon.

by nail—biting—shite November 29, 2014

The Salmon Horde

A malicious biological weapon comprised of millions of genetically modified flesh eating salmon. Their main form of attack is by piling in mass on top of their prey.(much worse than piranha)

Yea Larry got taken out by the Salmon Horde last night at George's party.

by an obesely concerned citizen August 14, 2008

simon joke

What one would a call something that is said following a good joke, making the person who said it look like a retard and causing the room one of those awkward silences.

ie. a joke that follows another but isnt funny.

This term was first used to label the jokes told by Simon Green but its uses are now widespread.

Someone funny tells a joke.

Someone else: Talking about that matter, what about your mum last night!

Other people in that group: That's such a lame Simon Joke.

*Awkward Silence*

by kurupted_gwyla March 29, 2005

simonett

Simonett is the type of person to steal the name simon and add ett at the end.

That man is a Simonett

by UrAnusss May 19, 2018