church shopping

To go to a new church every Sunday, usually churches of different Christian denomination, in hopes of finding one where the pastor approves of fornication, gay marriage, and wearing jeans to church.

Jerry wasn't happy in the Catholic Church when Father Stephen told him he couldn't bang his girlfriend. Now he is church shopping. So far he tried Lutheran, Baptist, Presbyterian, Methodist, and Orthodox Churches.

by drlolz August 6, 2014

Amazon Shopper

People who have an unrealistic expectation of an appropriate timeline for delivery of a product from a small company due to amazon’s 2 day shipping.

The fussy Amazon shoppers attack the comments of ineverheardofyou’s Instagram to get revenge for the outrageous shipping time

by Schmukz May 14, 2020

Shopacrazy

Just when the shopping has entered a new level of complusiveness. The consumer whore inside takes control and there's no end in sight.

I bought a miata, a bunch of sweaters and 2 puppies, I went shopacrazy.

by Selfrede October 12, 2007

shoppingheimers

that horrible feeling at the store when you can't remember what you are supposed to buy and it isn't on your list.....or worse yet you forgot your list as well

As I wandered down the aisle of canned goods, I couldn't remember what the one specific ingredient I needed was, my shoppingheimers was taking over.

by dflgirlygirl January 13, 2009

Shopping in my grocery store

When someone starts hitting on your girlfriend or wife knowing full well that she is a taken woman.

Hey did you see that guy walked right up and tried shopping in my grocery store?

by Canadian_Beef_24 August 17, 2009

Shopping Mauled

What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.

Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.

by John@24th December 30, 2010

Shopper of Mass Destruction

The retail shoppers who make sure that they mess up the whole store in search for that one shirt they MUST have which ends up getting returned a week later.

John- "My department looks perfect. Nothing can mess this up. I can finally relax!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors.
John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!"

by Sephium April 5, 2011