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ugly shopping

Ugly Shopping: Similar to ugly crying.

Ugly shopping is when you’re so upset about a thing that you bought all the wrong shit and the clothes are ugly.
Ugly Shopping: I was trying to spoil myself at the mall after my breakup with Antonio but he had me so upset and everything I bought bought was ugly AF!
by ShayDB July 26, 2018
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Sebi’s Surf Shop

Sebi’s Surf shop refers two the second half of the ski run cady’s cafe. It is called this because of the moguls that are almost like waves. It is a widely recognized term that more that 2 people call it.
Let’s go shred Sebi’s surf shop with grandmas liquor
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going to the flower shop

I just got a fist full of dollars from the race tracks so I'm going to the flower shop!
by sspamalot June 23, 2012
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The money shop

A place where you go to borrow money, cash cheques or sell some gold. For people that work at the money shop this is where you go to atone for the sins of your forefathers.

see also hell purgatory punishment
Jim- Does jack seem different to you?

Lucy- Yh he got a job at the money shop and lost his soul
by eobard thawne June 9, 2018
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Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"
Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"
by Vantik74 September 9, 2024
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Window shopping

When you’re in a relationship but you like or admire somebody else. You won’t do anything with the other person/people because your in a relationship.
Cindy:oh he’s cute
Faith:don’t you have a boyfriend?
Cindy: ummm....I’m just window shopping
by $amizzle April 10, 2020
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The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.
by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022
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