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school is a mix of hell and a waste of time combined into 6 cruel hours of your life and it will not benefit your life at all when you get older!
Person one: wanna go hang out and get fucked?
Person two: nah man I got school
by cxmer1n March 7, 2020
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A place where there is an insane thought that you really will need this bullshit for life. Where teachers run free and thrive inside shitty moldy brick walls confinements that smell B.O. and depression. Sounds like jail, right? Yeah, but honestly jail is better than school because you're not being forced to analyze every fucking thing that comes to one of those teachers heads. You have around 6 hours of pure torture and forced thinking to get home to do something worse than Ebola - Homework. Because six fucking hours of hard labor isn't enough, you need to do around 3 hours more worth of hard labor IN YOUR OWN ABODE. If that isn't enough half of the school is full with insufficient assholes who can't read a fucking sentence for shit who, in the end, get the whole class a detention with the silverbacks (teachers).
In conclusion, drop out of school, and do drugs.
" Hey do you want to go to the party tomorrow"
"Sorry Brandon, I can't because I have to go to school tomorrow, just like I do, every day of the week."
"Oh shit, I have to too. Do they even think we need social interaction?"
"No Brendon they don't."
by your great uncle tyrone June 10, 2018
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School, a place where we spend the first 18 years of our life. Also a synonym for hell.
Mommy *cough cough* I'm sick, can I stay home from hell *cough cough* I mean school?
by Bossassbyatch February 21, 2017
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About the closest you can get to jail
by Tharealdeff136 January 7, 2015
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Me:Its bad for your brain it is mentally retarded but helps you decide how to kill your self because of all that math

Teacher: School is for you to learn and to be educated for life to know what to do when you grow up.
"School is hell to me." I said
by Imcoolman242 June 12, 2018
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School is a place where u learn things that matter. I'm fucking joking of course. Not a single thing that you Learn in school will actually help you in the real world. The so called 'teachers' are just there for the money and the fact that it makes them feel like they have some sort of power towards children. The office staff are all boomers that act like they forgot their medication. The principal does nothing. Oh and there always that one teacher who thinks he's in charge but isn't.
"Hey what did you learn at school today?"
"How important it is to leave on time"
by Realworld-Defonitions November 27, 2019
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