scalper

Anyone who is ahead of you in a line for an in-store preorder or restock.

And/or, anyone who lines up earlier than what is deemed 'normal' or 'sensible'.

Anyone who is able to get their hands on a product that someone else might have struggled to acquire.

And/or anyone who takes away inventory for a product that should be going to an entitled group, ie: toys from children.

I got to Gamestop four hours before opening and there were 25 scalpers ahead of me lined up already!

These scalpers are taking everything I just wanted to get these cards for my unborn 2 mo child!

I was walking into the store and saw a older guy with no kids walking out with the last two boxes, what a scalper!

by Notascalper May 13, 2025

Scalper

Scalper (derogatory): pronounced skal-per

A piece of shit that ruined everyones fun starting in 2024 by hoarding every pokemon pack, then reselling way above msrp

“Yo that scalper just took all those etbs in front of those kids, what a piece of shit.”

by Blablablabk May 31, 2025

Scalping

When you ejaculate on a bald mans head, let it dry and peel it off.

"Man, Bill has some serious dandruff for a bald guy"

"Oh dude, no! He's TOTALLY into scalping"

by JesusPolice June 18, 2025

inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010

Taking Scalps

The trophy act of taking the virginity of another person.

1: I've been taking scalps since 1999, man.

2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.

by The Magical Mr. Mistoffellees December 8, 2009

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017

Ammo Scalper

One who buys cheap ammunition in bulk in order to drive up demand and therefore cost, then attempts to sell for a preposterous amount of money.

And speaking of Carol Baskins, if it were not for these fucking Ammo Scalpers, we all would be able to afford decent range time and hunting without breaking the bank.

by Average American (AA) April 5, 2021