salmon expert

Someone who attempts to educate others on a topic that they really know nothing about to show off.

“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”

“Bros a salmon expert”

by LuckyAtticus December 18, 2024

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Salma

Just a plain awesome beautiful girl. She has the most amazing smile and a wonderful personality. She is a loving, caring person and super fun to be around. Did I mention how pretty she is?

I love Salma.

by Makadocious December 25, 2024

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Salmon flaps

A type a dog, usually black, that specifically has the name Sammee. That never shuts his mouth and loves barking. The place where usually a dog's checks are have being replaced by salmon like flaps.

"SHUT YOUR SALMON FLAPS YOU MUTT!"

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"That dog won't be quite" person 1
"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2

by Jess3e January 17, 2025

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Salman is a very caring and articulate man he’s one of the sweetest guys you’ll come across although he holds his emotions and true feelings back he's very protective of what he cares for. He’s true to himself and knows what he wants his big brown eyes and confident demeanor will charm you out of your clothes…one thing about a salman is that you don’t want to lose him because you’ll always feel a missing piece in your heart if you do.

Wow I really miss my salmani

What’s that??

Someone who will make you question how you love them so much

by Livenlearn:) February 5, 2025

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Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

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