Christopher River

Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.

"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate

by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022

milk river

It sounds like a pervert sexual act but it's really just a river in Montana

Wanna fish the milk river?

by T_Cain June 14, 2022

Mississippi River Pee

The Specific water in the Mississippi River

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

River

River is an amazing human being with great personality and and a lot of character. River is the type of person to make you laugh unintentionally and make you feel the greatest you have ever felt. They may seem shy at first but once you get to know them they are full of happiness and love to spread.

River is an amazing person to be around

by alphaunicorn117 June 29, 2022

river

a gay fag and will always stay w u no matter what

i love how river is so nice

by borang August 8, 2022

florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina

me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat

by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022

River Gypsy

A river gypsy is a person who lives on a canal boat or another kind of live-on boat.

Emma: OH did you hear about Sean?

Kirsty: Yeah! He's gone full river gypsy, divorced his wife and sold all his clothes and only wears a sock to cover his bits when he goes PoGo hunting.

by Pogoextreme August 19, 2022