The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).
My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!
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"The Religion of Peace" is a phrase that gained notoriety in the early 2000's after United States President George W. Bush used it following the 9/11 Attacks.
Though in popular culture, the phrase is used in an ironic manner to joke about Islamic Extremism in the world.
Though in popular culture, the phrase is used in an ironic manner to joke about Islamic Extremism in the world.
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Get the Found Religion mug.Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about your religion. So it isn't that. You thought I was making shit up and I wasn't doing that so now you are doing this. You should have just investigated and reported on my thing and you didn't do that because you cared more about what I said about YOU and your shitty incest cult and now you are trying to scapegoat me... Because this is LITERALLY all that your religion does."
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Someone might be slamming on a person using there words, but they don't mean to harm that person, as a 3rd Priest.
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3rd Priest Religion also have a strong need to feel for others, but don't usually show it.
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