redneckery

The fine art of growing and maturing as a redneck, often in hick bars drinking Pabst or Shlitz beer, while standing and dancing on tables, hollerin' out loud about how you've been single for far too long and not understanding why.

Heather and her friends engaged in general redneckery Saturday night at The Wild Turkey Tavern, attracting quite a few rednecks of the male variety.

by AP_Redneck May 16, 2016

Rednecktified

When a suburban white girl makes cultural transition into a countrified redneck due to her mates classified hierarchy.

"Damn Miranda Gilmers sure got Rednecktified this year!"

by Conrad weiser May 28, 2016

Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016

redneck tiramisu

Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!

Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!

Dave: What on earth is that??

Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...

Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!

by Marshall Fazione November 20, 2016

Rednetwork

A hacker's term for an infected network of servers that they don't control. They also tend to use the term for people in abusive relationships because they are controlled by another person.

Hi, I just got root access to a lot of servers. Oh, I just found out that it's a Rednetwork.

by sleaky February 24, 2017

redantic

(adj.) the quality of one who possesses a reduction in thought so as to purvey an elementary establishment of a fallacious premise; (syn. to:) pedantic

I would say that Drumpf was more redantic than Gooli Jani, but he'd never make an appointment!

by ssppuunn December 10, 2016

redanticism

(n.) the act or the practice of being falsely instructional, so as to purvey a modicum of fealty to those who obey and/or believe in the bullshit.

"Hey, when Trump said 'Build the Wall', it made me want to reverse rape one of those Mexicans! That is how deep my redanticism goes!"

by ssppuunn December 10, 2016