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postcop

abbr. (post-copulation) An aggravation or argument ensuing just after copulation. May be caused by an immediate breech of precop agreement or determination of one party to change the previously agreed upon rules.
We had a postcop when Janice ruined my post coital bliss by immediately nagging me to stop seeing my friend Laura.
by MrCalico January 26, 2009
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post malone

person: you know post malone other person: yes hes sexy af
by post malone lover December 16, 2019
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Post Nut

Post Nut is when you regret jerking off to something so bad you cry and never want to see your tiny cock again.
I got Post Nut last night after watching Lesbians Pooping
by funnymanbro April 22, 2022
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Coastal Postal

While on vacation at the beach, hooking up with a random person, consisting of at least a blowjob.
Ivy got some Coastal Postal while at the beach.
by MountAiryXC October 15, 2010
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Post-dramatic Stress Disorder

A condition in which the victim cannot sleep, has marital issues, anger management problems and other anti-social behaviors caused by being dragged to plays, opera, ballet, and especially modern dance performances.
Ever since she dragged him to the opera, he hasn't been the same. Today, he just lost it over the littlest thing...I think he has Post-dramatic Stress Disorder.
by edddddddddddddddddd December 28, 2008
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prostituta

by chase ingham September 11, 2003
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hug prostitute

A prostitute who rather than selling sex and things like that, sells hugs.

Depending on how good the hug prostitute is at providing their service, you may have to pay rather a lot for a good hugging session.

Some hug prostitutes run special offers where they come up to you in the street and ask if you'd like a one-off free hug.

One of the only forms of legal prostitution is hug prostitution.

If you don't pay a hug prostitute after you are satisfied hug-wise, they attack you.
Hug prostitute: I'll spoon you for the night but it'll cost you £100.
by Zelda199 February 19, 2007
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