Pro Jackass

Person who executes the dumbest actions with such proficiency, observers are frozen in awe and are unable to reproduce such actions without extensive practice or training.
Turning the the wrong way on to a "One Way" street, on the phone and cursing the folks who got it right. That's a Pro Jackass, you can't be that dumb without practice and dedication.
by TZA_Unlimited April 22, 2011
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Aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual will only date someone if they are willing to refrain from having sex until they get married
Jasmine is only interested in dating people who are willing to abstain from having sex until they get married. She has a pro-chastity romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 13, 2021
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Quaid Pro Quo

Trading your wife for one 10 years young.
I am thinking of trading my 2nd wife in for a new model, filing for divorce under Quaid Pro Quo. This next one, I'm talkin' Jonbenet hot!

Trump was accused of Quaid Pro Quo when he banged a younger pornstar instead of his angry wife Melanoma.
by PornGold November 21, 2019
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pro-saggers

A person who answered on the side of sag when asked, Would you rather have saggy tits or no tits at all?
Pro-saggers wiped the floor with no-saggers (ironing boards) when we surveyed 93 people!
by TheSlowTwin April 07, 2007
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M4 iPad Pro

Still an iPad. At launch is still just a tablet that has an SoC (System-on-Chip) that is way to powerful for the device because iPadOS (the operating system for iPad is just too limited in terms of… anything.. really…?

The promotional material for the iPad pissed off the tech enthusiast corner of the internet. Apple apologized, then moved on.

Now tech enthusiasts are just waiting for Apple’s WWDC24 to see if they FINALLY allow users to run MacOS on the iPad to fully take advantage of the new SoC.
The new M4 iPad Pro is an amazing Netflix machine.
by 4uffin May 15, 2024
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Pro Syndrome

When someone in your game decides to spam Q to witch their weapons every.5 seconds to look like know what they are doing when in fact they suck.
It's pregame can you just calm down for one second, please. If you switched back and forth your weapons any faster id spectate you have Pro Syndrome.

I saw Jim switching his weopon back in fourth he must be very good.

Bro i can hear you pressing 1 and 3 on your keboard from here Pro Syndrome lookin ass.
by Rimmitingfool March 28, 2021
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COunciol (seggs) (only pro)

A group of degenerate trash bags who spout garbage everyday but are incredibly hilarious
AltoJinx: "Hey did you see what Atticus said in the COunciol (seggs) (only pro)?"
big ben: "Yeah it was about how much hayden sucked dick right?"
Pen Sharpie: "Yep, he made me mad so I'm gonna actually break his shit."
by AnAccountXII March 16, 2022
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