Poonjab

word used to describe a person of middle eastern descent. or slightly crazy or goofy looking.

Move your camel so i can park here, you poonjab.

by stinram February 6, 2005

poon

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse

Jade: Oh man I wish he'd poon me up the ass

by Jerooo June 8, 2005

poon

A descriptive term to describe someone who is being lame; or sometimes replaced as a greeting

Person 1--You Want to go grab a drink?
Person 2--Nah, gotta work in the morning.
Person 1--Man, you are being such a poon!

Whaddup poon!

by Fishnuggets January 13, 2009

poonjuke

The act of quickly creating distance between your face and an unexpectedly smelly or disgusting vagina.

I was going to go down on Girl, but I had to pull a poonjuke at the last minute because I think I saw some crabs.

by Joe Name August 10, 2010

Poon jeans

1) jeans so tight they are somewhere between denim and paint.... or 2) jeans so tight they create a cameltoe

I'm wearing my poon jeans tonight - gonna get me some!

by Lucyfur October 15, 2008

poojangles

Similar to dags or dangle berries. Little bits of poo that hang about on your rectum hair. Often there a long time after previous poo! Also can explain a bad situation

Damn this party is poojangles!

I think I overwiped my poojangles so hard my arsehole is bleeding. Dayum

by dingleberries89 June 1, 2011

Poon plug

A rather vulgar term referring to a tampon.

Girl: I'm on my period, babe.

Guy: alright, I'll head to CVS and get you some poon plugs.

by Hostile muffin August 30, 2013