snacky poo

a treat or light snack such as liccorice or chips and dip

"Are you headin to the store here is some money can you get me a snacky poo?"

by krissy poo poo May 15, 2006

poo poker

A homosexual male.

The poo poker shagged his ass!

by KL June 27, 2003

Deja-poo

When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

AKA
The Memory Lanus

Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a good Deja-poo.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

poo bucket

the worse thing ever to fall into

<A>Hey, that kid just fell into the poo bucket.
<B> Ok , ill go get my gun.

by King of yesterday July 24, 2006

poo race

1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.

Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).

TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...

by Lemonboy September 25, 2006

Poo Quilt

When you are having anal sex and when you pull out she poos all over your quilt.

Hey Tom I was screwing this chick in the bum and when i pulled out she did a poo quilt all over my bed.

by RED1234456789 February 1, 2009

poo pie

pastry with an inside of pure poo. Just like a pie, but replacing meat with poo. This recipe is very common with the young teenagers that obsess over excreting into extremely odd places.

Yenda: " Hey Lloyd, you wanna come over to make a poo pie tonight?? I've got all the ingredients."
Lloyd: " Yea of course, I can bring over some extra filling, just let me go to the bathroom and i'll be over yours in about an hour"

by Yenda grape January 20, 2009