polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?
by Sparky870 October 15, 2020
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Polish independence day

Polish independence day is in November 11th. If you thought Americans were crazy in 4th of July then oh boy...

After 123 years of enslavement by Ussr and Third Reich on November 11th poles finally got their freedom and even though it's been a long time since the end of the ww2, all polish people are extremely energetic to celebrate their national celebration!
by UrKermit November 07, 2019
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Polish my seat

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.
Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat
by BBootyKing November 06, 2018
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Polish donut

A piece of toast baked with mashed sausage on top, glazed with the semen of a Polish man.
“The boss was so hungry after a long day of Zoom meetings and answering emails, he asked his lovely wife to make him a Polish donut.”
by Dizzaster June 26, 2021
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Polished diorite

Diorite but better a bit, nobody talks about granite though because its so bad.
I must say, this Polished diorite looks astonishing!
by Пепси человек November 14, 2020
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