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YOU'VE DONE IT YOU HAVE RELEASED A DRAGON FROM IT'S CELL YOU MUST FIND IT AND TAME IT BEFORE IT ENDS THE WORLD!!!!!!

Mark: I'm Going to type plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq
Kendrick: NOOOO you are going to make something bad happen

Mark: What's the worst that could happen

by SASUKE9726 February 10, 2023

Pokemon

A game series where 10 year olds shove monsters into tiny balls and make them kill eachother for sport.

Mum: Dennis! What the hell are you doing?
Dennis: Im trying to get this dog into this Pokéball!
Mum: this isn't pokemon! It's real life!

by Sornock May 3, 2023

Pokémon Scarlet and Violet

The glitchiest Pokémon games ever.

Person 1: Hey! Try out this trick in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet!
Person 2: OK…
Person 2: *falls through world*

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

Pokemon go

Mario run

pokemon go Mario run

by gqabes May 23, 2023

Pokemon Chase

When you are trying to catch a pokémon for hours and it just keeps running away.

“Hey did you catch that mew yet?” “Nah bro, I’ve been on a pokemon chase forever.”

by DiaperSissy#1 May 26, 2023

Pokin

When a person pushes your buttons

CEO of pokin is Dean Phillips

My dad was pokin today

by Calwithak June 19, 2023

Pokémon

A Pokémon is a beautiful girl with lots of potential - potential being that she has a nice body and sexy and small in size

Bro you had better come to the party there’s a lot of Pokémon’s here.
I’ll be right over , gotta catch ‘em all right

by Submersible G June 22, 2023