dry picker

Someone who picks out their clothes from the dryer machine because they refuse to fold them.

*Friend 1 opens dryer and looks for clothes*

Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?

Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.

Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!

by Joe Bowlcut April 12, 2020

You picked the wrong house, Fool!

The thing you say when a burglar breaks inside your house

Burglar: Breaks in
You: You picked the wrong house, Fool!

by PetrosNoob101 December 12, 2019

Mortgage Pick

A pick in sports betting that one is extremely confident in and would be willing to put their mortgage on.

John: What are you guys picks this week?
Rory: My mortgage pick is the Mets Moneyline.
James: I would put my mortgage on that pick as well.

by OutTheBox September 13, 2020

Parish pick-axe

A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.

A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.

"The only thing i remember about the guy was that he a parish-pick-axe of his."

by kurd_snow September 16, 2020

Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

Pussy picker

Someone who is constantly picking at her crotch

That girl is constantly picking at her crotch. Pussy picker

by The Southern King October 21, 2020

u pick da wrong house fool

Me: * walks in house*

Big Smoke: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!

I like u pick da wrong house fool memes

by sugondesenuts420 November 8, 2020